In the beginning, God created a juice that tasted like the heavens and rocked the earth. The juice was sweet and the cloud production epic; but the big man was a perfectionist and felt more flavour was required so hovered over his creation and said: "Let there be melon" and there was melon (and the ripest of melons too!) "Let there be milk" and there was milk (and the freshest milk at that!) "Let there be candy" and there was candy (oh t'was such damn sweet candy!)
And with that "Sweet Jesus Juice" was brought into being!